Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Confessions of a Wishful Prostitute

Is trading your body for money immoral? I don’t think so. In fact, I find the whole concept to be kind of hot! Let me tell you why.


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When I first heard the word prostitute, as a little kid, it was mentioned in a movie my parents were watching. I asked my mom what it meant. My mom was a rather guarded and uptight parent, so naturally her response was anal beads .

“A person who does bad things,” she said.
“What kind of bad things?” I persisted.
“BAD things!”

Well, that was helpful. I grew up being told that sex was “the nasty” but I didn’t listen. Even though I didn’t learn what intercourse was until much later, I still dreamed of having steamy hot tub sex with my future husband, whom I imagined looking like my Ken doll. I always instinctively knew there was nothing wrong with anal vibrators.

When I finally did learn about the birds and the bees, which felt to be over-the-hill at the age of 15, I felt that nothing was more symbolically beautiful than two bodies joining together in ecstasy and tenderness. I reserved these special feelings for couples who were married or in love. Over the years my sugary-sweet romantic ideals remained firm, however other bits of realism entered my view of sex and some newfound possibilities intrigued me.

What about sex between two people who are making a trade? Someone’s body for someone’s cash? It may sound absurd to some, it may even cause that familiar sting in your stomach when you’re faced with a anal beads that offends or threatens you, but to me it sounds like a great deal!

I’ve always fancied myself somewhat of a sexual healer. In my daydreams I am a mystical sex goddess who finds men who are feeling blue, down on their luck, or jaded about relationships, and invade their vulnerable psyche, mend their hearts, and heal their emotional wounds. I accomplish this grand task by way of sexual healing of course. I give them my metaphorical love and they give me a nice plump sum of money. Some of my regulars even send me flowers from time to time. It’s a lovely fantasy.

What is better than two people coming together (pun intended) in a mutually beneficial relationship? I would love to get paid for extending a helping hand to men in need. Making them feel appreciated and wanted (I’m convinced men have these emotional needs, not just solely women) while using my sexual prowess to focus on each and every inch of their bodies, driving them up the walls with pleasure would be sinfully sweet. The icing on the cake would be finally paying off those pesky credit cards.

Of course the harsh realities of street prostitution can be demeaning, soul stripping, and even life threatening. There are men who are not exactly Prince Charming who get their rocks off by taking their aggression out on you, and that is not cool. I prefer the high scale escort services I’ve heard about that go to great lengths to scan and interview each and every client to ensure a safe and respectful business transaction. A high class hooker is what I would be, oh yes.

I believe the world becomes a much happier and healthier place the more sex people have, and if some of that sex is bought and paid for then so be it. If everyone just let go of their brainwashed misgivings about human sexuality and simply let themselves feel good with no shame or remorse, some great things could happen. Wars could end, famine could cease, and all prejudices could fade. Well, perhaps I’m getting ahead of myself just a tad.

The fact is that when we strip ourselves of our petty issues and focus on taking care of ourselves, body, mind and spirit, we are able to spread more love out into the world, which produces a healing effect on one another and on the planet. Then silly hot button issues that would have made people so angry before wouldn’t make such an impact anymore. Think about it.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

7 Ways To Be More Romantic

Romance plays a big part in any relationship, but if it wanes, you could be in trouble. Up the romance with these seven simple suggestions.

When you first met your girlfriend, you probably did a lot for her. Surprise dates combined with little gifts and dinner at her favorite restaurant. Over time, the romance can take a nosedive and the relationship can go stale fairly quickly. I’m sure that she still loves you and you still love her, but when a night on the couch becomes the norm, it’s probably time to get a quick shot of romance. Romance can be another language to a guy, but there are a few things that you can do to get the juices flowing in the relationship again. Here are a few tips to get you started.
1. Plan Surprise Dates

Surprise dates are very romantic. Surprise dates usually come at the beginning of relationships for a reason. They are fun and they can be very exciting. Call your wife or girlfriend while they are at work and tell them that you want to take them out for dinner. When they ask where, just say that it’s a surprise. This will instantly get them into a romantic mood. Now make a reservation at a restaurant that you have wanted to try or the first place you had dinner together. If your first date was at a Chili’s you might want to change the venue.
2. Make Her Breakfast

A great to breath a little romance into the relationship is to make her breakfast before she goes to work. Get up early and cook her favorite breakfast. When she wakes up she will smell it cooking in the kitchen. This surprise will make her feel special and appreciated. She will surely wake up with a smile and leave for work happy that she’s with you. Not only will she feel appreciated by the gesture, she will appreciate you for taking the time to do something for her.
3. Send Flowers To Her Work

This is generally done on her birthday or on your anniversary, but doing it on a Tuesday for no reason is also a great way to be more romantic. Women love flowers, but they love having the entire office know that somebody loves them. When a coworker walks by and asks what the occasion is, she can tell them that there wasn’t one. This will make her feel special and she’ll think about you all day while at work.
4. Take A Day Trip

Taking a day trip is a great way to have some alone time together. If you live a couple of hours away from a beach or the mountains, you can easily wake up and take a day trip together. Being away from your every day life and hitting the road will bring you closer and allow you to spend quality time together instead of watching TV. Decide on a couple of places to stop during your day trip and take in the local scenery.
5. Get A Hotel Room

A great way to be romantic is to get a hotel room together in the heart of the nearest city. Sometimes a change of venue can bring a little romance back into the relationship. Get dressed up and have drinks around the city. Go to the nearest bars or clubs and spend the night somewhere other than your own home. This will bring you closer and break up the monotony of spending the night in your bed.
6. Call In Sick Together

She might need a little convincing, but get her to call in sick with you. Calling in sick can be spontaneous and extremely romantic. Spend the entire day in bed together or make a day out of working on a project you have been putting off. Calling in sick on a Friday takes this a step further by giving you a long weekend.
7. Spend One Night A Week Without TV

TV can be a relationship killer. Sitting in front of the TV night after night can make the relationship stale. When your TV shows start to be the only thing you have in common, you should take the TV out of your life for at least one night. Turn off the TV and talk to each other. Talk about future plans or play a couple’s game to bring the romance back into your relationship.

Relationships take work. You can’t keep doing the same things over and over and expect the relationship to sustain itself. By being more romantic you can show her that you really do love her. Being more romantic will bring the spark back into the relationship and keep some of the spontaneity in your connection.